please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
He just crushed that 46 year old’s dreams
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
Christmas Favorites—Christmas Lights
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L