"Everything will by okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
i'm Lindsay.
tags → #kitty 

maurypovichofficial:

Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video

(Source: hilaryxduff)

(Source: jrgifs)

tags → #dianna agron 

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

tags → #puppy 
tags → #Ian 

(Source: natx-chan)

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

(Source: teamrocketinq)

Pokemon: The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
Me: No, use the cute ones
Yugioh: You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
Me: nO.... The cUte oNeS
Animal Crossing: Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
Me: THE CUTES
tags → #literally me 

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

(Source: enjol-ras)

supersaurusunicorn:

Kristen Chenoweth pulling off one of the most badass moves in theatre history.

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you